“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”