“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.”

“I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.”

“There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.”

“Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.”

“It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?”

“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.”

“If she were lying on a plate with a herring, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.”