“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.”
“And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!”
“Calf love doesn't usually survive amputation, Your Majesty.”
“Sunday night meant, in the dark, wintry, rainy Midlands ... anywhere where two creatures might stand and squeeze together and spoon.... Spooning was a fine art, whereas kissing and cuddling are calf-processes.”
“If the prodigal son had never left home, the fattened calf would still be alive.”
“A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge. ”