“There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.”

“It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.”

“Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,”

“I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot”

“It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?”

“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”