“To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.”

“I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.”

“I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.”

“What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after--who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.”

“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”

“You're still in love''No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in my life but for the two of us something wasn't working.''What element?''We never found out”

“I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.”