“You can't ride two horses with one behind.”

“I can't fight. I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys.”

“Raised by two mothers...wow, most of us barely survive one”

“I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.”

“Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.”

“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”

“Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.”