“You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.”

“My brain? That's my second favorite organ.”

“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”

“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”

“It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?”

“Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.”

“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”