“But what so different of eating plants? Everything has it's life. If you are so pure, why not just stop eating? So you can have no shit?”
“To all the vegetarians/vegans just because a tomato doesn't scream when you pluck it off it's tree doesn't mean it doesn't feel as all other living creatures do. Saying that animals have the right of life is saying that plants do not have the same right. We are all living creatures within the spectrum of the universe and all part of a food chain. We humans just happen to be on the top of the food chain. So eat what you will in order to sustain life and do not worry whether it is a plant or animal for both have been stripped from their families and killed in order so we can live. Eat hardy, eat healthy, and eat what you want!!!”
“Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.”
“Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.”
“Are you done eating that?" "What?""You shouldn't finish that, Dad's gonna want some.""The hell he will.""He will.""It's so nasty. Son, it's so nasty.""Then why are you finishing it?""Taking a bullet.”
“I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.”