“An opinion is like a butt-hole everybody has one.”
“Opinions are like a**holes, everyone has one and they are usually full of sh*t!”
“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.”
“Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not.”
“Everybody thinks their opinion is the right one. If they didn't, they would get a new one. ”
“There are a lot of sad stories. It seems like everybody has one to tell.”