“Books lined the shelves of bookstores like kids standing in a row to play baseball or soccer, and mine was the gangly, unathletic kid that no one wanted on their team.”
“Playing baseball for pay - home runTeaching kids to play the game - priceless”
“I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything but walk around and watch the other kids play.”
“None of us were kidding when we said we wanted to have enough kids to make a Quidditch team, were we?”
“Most kids don't give a hoot in hell for brains; they go a penny a pound, and the kid with the high I.Q. who can't play baseball or at least come in third in the local circle jerk is everybody's fifth wheel.”
“Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant, even if they wanted to be one?”