“I'm just trying to help""Do your uncle's bonsai eat meat?""I don't think so""Have you ever been bitten by one of his bonsai?""No.""In that case, your uncle's bonsai are not helping us”

Yann Martel

Yann Martel - “I'm just trying to help""Do your uncle's...” 1

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