“Japanese-owned cargo ship Tsimtsum, flying Panamanian flag, sank July 2nd, 1977, in Pacific, four days out of Manila. Am in lifeboat. Pi Patel my name. Have some food, some water, but Bengal tiger a serious problem. Please advise family in Winnepeg, Canada. Any help very much appreciated. Thank you.”
“Please, young sir! Have mercy! If not for me, please think of my dear wife and my four lovely children who'll be without their daddy!""You're not married," said Malicia. "You don't have any children!""I might want some one day!”
“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”
“There people fail to realise that it is on the inside that God must be defended, not on the outside. - Pi Patel in Life of Pi”
“I am the proud indentured servant of a brilliant art adviser who may or may not have purposely stapled my index finger to a manila folder”
“My life is interesting enough with out you adding drama, thank you very much. Now can you please leave?”