“My alarm clock during my childhood was a pride of lions.”
“I don’t need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me.”
“The only time I can throw 80 yards is when my football-shaped alarm clock goes off in the morning.”
“Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.”
“There is no alarm clock like embarassment.”
“I am impelled, not to squeak like a grateful and apologetic mouse, but to roar like a lion out of pride in my profession.”