“Religion is more than rite and ritual.”

“Religion?" Mr Kumar grinned broadly. "I don't believe in religion. Religion is darkness.”

“I don't believe in religion. Religion is darkness”

“To me, religion is about our dignity, not our depravity.”

“It's a joke in the zoo business, a weary joke, that the paperwork involved in trading a shrew weighs more than an elephant, that the paperwork involved in trading an elephant weighs more than a whale, and that you must never try to trade a whale, never.”

“He seems to be attracting religions the way a dog attracts fleas.”

“We are all born like Catholics . . . in limbo, without religion.”