“You see these guinea pigs? Well... they'er not dangerous.”
“I tell you to think black thoughts and you come up with that?!" the lieutenant had screamed. "Is a guinea pig bad? Do you consider a guinea pig the representation of all that is evil?"Maybe... if it's an evil guinea pig.”
“I think guinea pigs are fabulous!!”
“I am a guinea pig in the laboratory of God.”
“If a potato can produce vitamin C, why can't we? Within the animal kingdom only humans and guinea pigs are unable to synthesize vitamin C in their own bodies. Why us and guinea pigs? No point asking. Nobody knows.”
“I'm some sort of guinea pig in a home economics crash course for werewolves.”