“Give me a fight with a simple demon or devil any day, over the whims of a pissed off Fae Queen.”
“Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.”
“[…] But you doona plan to deprive Bowen and me of a fight?" Garreth had answered, "So as to no' piss off a vampire queen and the most powerful witch ever to live? Oh, aye." "What are you planning?""Steal the arrow from Lousha, sneak off, shoot the god. Then I'll come back with a present and an apology, promising she can shoot the next god.”
“Hey little demon, where’s boss man? (Tabitha)He off attending to Lord Queen Pain-In-My-Butt. (Simi)”
“I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off. ”
“Give me a funeral over a wedding any day,.' said Uncle Montague with a sigh. 'The conversation is almost always superior.”