“If my cats were my facebook friends, our relationship status would be "It's complicated".”

“We come together, we create our families, we chose our mates out of the desire to form a life together. Love takes many forms, wears many faces, but when it's real, when it touches your heart, you will know it and--with hope--embrace it. Love is stronger than hate, love is stronger than anger. Love is stronger than all artificial divisions that exist n our world.”

“Prince Charming can go suck rocks. I've met my true love and he's a contractor”

“And before you ask, I don't ask what equipment my lovers have, merely if they want to play.”

“friends are like books you use them when you need them but u will always remember them”

“Don't dwell on what may be. Apply yourself to the task at hand. The Hags of Fate may predict the future, but there is always free will, and that is your saving grace, my dear.”

“How Do you spell relax?" I whispered, holding his head with my hands.I think the answer is f-u-c-k-m-e." He answered.”