“Homeopathy is the safest and more reliable approach to ailments and has withstood the assaults of established medical practice for over 100 years”

“He was tough as an antique ivory figurine, which has withstood the viscissitudes of centuries and can accept more.”

“I think it is effective to constrict your anus 100 times, dent your navel 100 times in succession everyday. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway without being noticed for you to do so. I have known 70 year old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness, and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance.”

“It stands to reason that he who would cure a moral ailment must be practically acquainted with it in all its bearings.”

“I'm a reliable witness, you're a reliable witness, practically all God's children are reliable witnesses in their own estimation--which makes it funny how such different ideas of the same affair get about.”

“One proof of the inspiration of the Bible is that it has withstood so much poor preaching.”