“I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.”
“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”
“I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.”
“If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.”
“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”
“I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”