“Okay you guys, pair up in threes!”
“It was crazy how a hearse and a pair of sneakers could cheer a guy up.”
“You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters”
“I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.”
“Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory?”
“Rule number three: Best friends always think you deserve the best guy even if the best guy barely knows you exist.”