“But so far he's stayed so deep in the closet, they're going to crown him king of Narnia.”

“If Duncan was ever into men then he's been so far in the closet he's been living in Narnia.”

“Let a crown be placed thereon, by which the world may know, that so far as we approve of monarcy, that in America the law is King. For as in absolute governments the King is law, so in free countries the law ought to be King; and there ought to be no other.”

“If you could have looked into my heart then when I want to laugh, if you could have done so when the laugh arrived, if you could do so now, when King Laugh have pack up his crown, and all that is to him, for he go far, far away from me, and for a long, long time, maybe you would perhaps pity me the most of all.”

“Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia.”

“...Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself.”