“Fate is a quantity very much like TV: an unstoppable narrative, written, produced and directed by somebody else. ”
“Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.”
“...he smelled like somebody trying to smell like somebody else.”
“Quantity produces quality. If you only write a few things, you're doomed.”
“Could somebody please invade America? I know it's not exactly prime real estate and can just about produce corn and shitty TV, but someone really needs to help them blow off some steam.”
“Very few people do this any more. It's too risky. First of all, it's a hell of a responsibility to be yourself. It's much easier to be somebody else or nobody at all.”