“When the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intelect go away. And one third of his religion.”
“But the Alim laughed at this. 'And we know who they are. Allah have pity on the Anglicans! Samad, when the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intellect go away,' said the Alim, shaking his head. 'And one third of his religion.”
“Save one-third, live on one-third, and give away one-third”
“Gossip, as usual, was one-third right and two-thirds wrong.”
“He closed his third eye and opened the other two, the old two, the blind two.”
“The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre.”