“life is like a showbiz because you'll never know you're ending or if tomorrow you're still in the famous and hot star or in another day you're not famous”
“Lifestyles of the rich and famous. Well I'm rich and famous but if you got money, they know what you're name is. If you don't, you're nameless.”
“Can you still have any famous last words if you're somebody nobody knows?”
“You're not really famous until youre a Pez dispenser.”
“Because you're lukewarm, not hot or cold, you'll spill out of my mouth like vomit.”
“You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. ”