“Mom I'm not going to war!”
“I'm just going to jump and say:hey Mom, Dad, I'm gay, What's for dessert?”
“"Someday I'm going to marry someone like my mom and I'll be smiling all the time the way my Mom and Dad are.”
“I'm so cool that the kids come to my bedroom and go, 'Mom! Turn the music down!”
“And then my mom called, "Have fun on your date, Hayden!"Another step down and I thought, Good.Mom is mistaken and has led Nick to believe I'm going on a date.One more step down and I thought,Oh no,Mom has led Nick believe I'm going on a date!"”
“Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life.”