“If God wanted humans to play chess, he would have made us black or white.”
“If God wanted us to ask questions, he would have made us men.”
“Ralph... would treat the day's decisions as though he were playing chess. The only trouble was that he would never be a very good chess player.”
“Hey, God made us sexual creatures. If he wanted teenagers to wait that long, he would have made puberty start at twenty-five.”
“If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. ”
“Your skin is white, but I think the white god made a mistake, or maybe he did it on purpose to play a joke. He gave you an Apache heart.”