“I find it hilarious that if we lie to the government, it's a crime. But if they lie to us its politics”

“The crime of suicide lies rather in its disregard for the feelings of those whom we leave behind.”

“Since we came to this world we only heard lies. But it's the lies that make it interesting. The truth would devastate us”

“Are you out of your mind?" It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.”

“I used to think things were the way they are for a reason, that there was some hidden meaning. I used to think that this meaning governed the way the world was. But it's an illusion to think that there are good and bad reasons. Grammar is a lie to make us think that what we say is connected by a logic that you'll find if you study it, a lie that gone on for centuries. Because I now know that life just lurches between stability and instability and doesn't obey any law.”

“All governments lie; those that lie the best are those we trust the most”