“I tried to be normal once... worst two minutes of my life.”
“Yeah, I've always been different. I tried being normal once. It was the worst five minutes of my life.”
“If I only had five minutes left to live, I’d only be half as alarmed as normal, because my watch is five minutes fast. And I can get a lot done in 10 minutes.”
“Remember, the worst hour of your life only lasts for sixty minutes. (292)”
“Memories are so two-faced. One minute they're hugging you like a long-lost friend, the next minute they're ripping you apart like your worst enemy.”
“Then again maybe there's something that I've been doing in the privacy of my own bedroom my whole life that I think is perfectly normal but is actually illegal in thirty-two states.”