“If you need an alarm clock, you need a new job.”
“He awoke at six, as usual. He needed no alarm clock. He was already comprehensively alarmed.”
“I don’t need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me.”
“You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.”
“We don't need an alarm system. We barely have anythings worth stealing.""Do you want me moving in?""NO!""then you're getting an alarm.”
“There is no alarm clock like embarassment.”