“Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.”
“May I guess this has something to do with the particularly hot undead guy you suck face with on a regular basis?”
“People often say motivation doesn’t last. Neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
“Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.”
“Did you know studies show that eighty percent of women have faked orgasm? And fifty percent admit to doing it on a regular basis?”
“The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white. Neither need you do anything but be yourself.”