“What does one wear when one goes to give one's father hell?”

“The whole what-goes-around-comes-around thing is simply our way of trying to make sense out of things that make no sense. Great stuff happens to bad people. Bad shit happens to good people. This is just the way it is.”

“You look hot. The straight men will want you, the gay men will want beauty tips, and the women will want to scratch your eyes out. If that isn't the stuff of fairy tales, I don't know what is.”

“Belki de Scott'ın Cyn'i seksi bulup Anna'yı bulmamasının sebebi Anna'nın kendisini seksi bulmamasıydı. Cyn gibi çılgın ve vahşi maceralar yaşayamamasının sebebi bunlara açık olmamasıydı. Korkunç gerçek, on sekizine yaklaşmasına rağmen Anna'nın kabuğunu kıramamış olmasıydı.”

“Why is it that for everything you gain in life, something is always lost?”

“Life, love, boys—it was all about balance.~Anna Percy”

“Listen," Mac interrupted, "you still have to knock it out of the park. But it's a degree-of-difficulty thing. You're doing a triple lutz and she's skating. You're the Sasha Cohen here.”