“You look hot. The straight men will want you, the gay men will want beauty tips, and the women will want to scratch your eyes out. If that isn't the stuff of fairy tales, I don't know what is.”

“The whole what-goes-around-comes-around thing is simply our way of trying to make sense out of things that make no sense. Great stuff happens to bad people. Bad shit happens to good people. This is just the way it is.”

“Meant to be?’ It's just something people say so that they don't have to look at all the things they did wrong and wish they could take back. Only by the time they figure that out, it's too late.”

“Listen," Mac interrupted, "you still have to knock it out of the park. But it's a degree-of-difficulty thing. You're doing a triple lutz and she's skating. You're the Sasha Cohen here.”

“Why is it that for everything you gain in life, something is always lost?”

“What does one wear when one goes to give one's father hell?”

“Belki de Scott'ın Cyn'i seksi bulup Anna'yı bulmamasının sebebi Anna'nın kendisini seksi bulmamasıydı. Cyn gibi çılgın ve vahşi maceralar yaşayamamasının sebebi bunlara açık olmamasıydı. Korkunç gerçek, on sekizine yaklaşmasına rağmen Anna'nın kabuğunu kıramamış olmasıydı.”