“Every tub sits on its bottom.”
“A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.”
“Ee come a time when eby tub haffa res pon e won bottom, said Hepzibah, then translated: At some point in life, you have to stand on your own two feet.”
“Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. ~Taki”
“My mind turned by anxiety, or other cause, from its scrutiny of blank paper, is like a lost child–wandering the house, sitting on the bottom step to cry.”
“On the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom.”