“Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. ”
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
“Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.”
“Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.”
“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”
“I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.”