“Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.”

“Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. ”

“Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.”

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”

“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”

“Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer?"Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.”

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.”