Carroll Bryant

“The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.”

“A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you’re going to regret it.”

“This Obamacare thing really scares me. The United States government / politicians are trying to turn the American people into a brand X “One size fits all” country. The past ten years has been very grim for Americans. Our current state is very grim. Our future is even more grim than ever. I used to tell people that it will get worse before it gets better. Now, I just say it will get worse.”

“If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.”

“Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality.”

“You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.”

“I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans.”

“You are the only one who can.”

“Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.”

“When it comes to being famous, you’re usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!”

“I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.”

“If you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to practice sex then you better find a partner, and to love you must surrender.”

“Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.”

“Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?”

“The last word of love is ... goodbye.”

“You are the guiding star of someone's existence”

“Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.”

“There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place”

“I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something brand new, or uncovering somebody elses lost imagination.”

“You cannot prevent a war by starting a war.”

“Like love, people don't live inside of life, life lives inside of you. Open yourselves upto it and there's no stopping your heart.”

“I don’t think it’s proper for a girl to have three boyfriends.” Jennifer now begins to sound her age, and more like a grandmother. Sally attempts to clear up any confusion. “They’re not my boyfriends, they’re just boys who are my friends.”“How could I have ever misunderstood that?”

“You are evil woman, just plain evil.”

“Look how healthy you are, and your skin, it's like a Barbie doll." "Why, thank you, Jenny." Christine graciously accepted the compliment, only to get side swiped when Jennifer moved to the door. "Tell me, will you melt if it gets too hot outside?”

“Where am I going to grow a garden in a penthouse?”“Next time I visit I’ll fix you up a spot in one of the corners. You won’t even know it’s there until its time to harvest.”“Wonderful.” But then it occurred to her. “Jenny, next time you visit?” “What? What is it?” Jennifer asked. Christine half stuttered. “You have never been to my penthouse.”“Really?” Jennifer thought back when something came to mind. “Well, what was that great big building we went to the last time we visited? You know, we went all the way to the top.”“That was the Empire State building.”“No fooling? Huh, what do you know? Well you should move in there, it was beautiful as I recall.” “You can’t move into the Empire State building.” “Oh, that’s right,” Jennifer soon realized, “those mean terrorists tore it down. My, that was just awful.”

“I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction”

“I think a person can do one of two things in life ... make your own choices despite the past or let your past make your choices for you. Very few poeple go through life completely untouched by something bad. It's just up to the individual on how much of that bad you want to define who you are where it should be that YOU define who you are.”

“I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.”

“All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.”

“The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.”

“In my dreams you will always stay, every breathing moment from now. For you I would fly, at least I would try. For you I'll take the last flight out.”

“Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example”

“I'm not a type-O ... Don't delete me.”

“He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.”

“Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!”

“Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.”

“Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.”

“The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.”

“How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?”

“Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.”

“What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.”

“When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.”

“Today I feel like I did tomorrow.”

“Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.”

“If you could sum up your life in one sentence, then you didn’t live much of a life.”

“Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.”

“Peace loves war”

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

“It's not adviseable to always go around doubting others all the time. However, it is logical.”

“If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.”