Johnny Depp

“There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.”

“Am I a romantic? I've seen "Wuthering Heights" ten times. I'm a romantic.”

“The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to jail for, what, five, six hours? It was absolutely worth it.”

“It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship.""It's awful worse luck not to.”

“I was always fascinated by people who are considered completely normal, because I find them the weirdest of all”

“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”

“Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all.”

“Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate”

“Now, bring me that horizon.”

“You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.”

“People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.”

“I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.”

“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.”

“I don’t think of myself as being a celebrity, it’s too mortifying. I have a hard time watching myself on screen and it’s getting worse. I can’t tell whether my work is good or not.”

“I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.”

“Me, I’m dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for.”

“If you catch me saying ‘I am a serious actor,’ I beg you to slap me.”

“Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.”

“Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.”

“if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.”

“Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.”

“America is dumb. It's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. My daughter is four, my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out.”

“[on buying a private island] Money doesn't buy you happiness, but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.”

“When I see someone who just follows their dream and succeeds, and just does basically what they want to do and doesn't have to answer to anyone, obviously not harming anyone, that's great.”

“France and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most important thing, though, is that people there know how to live! In America they've forgotten all about it. I'm afraid that the American culture is a disaster.”

“As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.”

“With every part you act, there must be a little of yourself in it. If there isn't, it's not acting. It's lying.”

“They stick you with those names, those labels -- ‘rebel’ or whatever; whatever they like to use. Because they need a label; they need a name. They need something to put the price tag on the back of.”

“Growing old is unavoidable, but never growing up is possible. I believe you can retain certain things from your childhood if you protect them - certain traits, certain places where you don’t let the world go.”

“She's kind of a walking poem, she's this perfect beauty...but at the same time very deep, very smart.”

“other kids pack lunch”

“We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we're all somewhat screwy. Every single one of us.”

“You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.”

“One of the greatest pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said “Okay, I’m gonna tell you what to do. If the kid’s bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock...”

“I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand new pack, smoke the shit out of that one.”

“A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”

“I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory."Were you one of those despicable spies who every day tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those paraseeded cop cat, candy making cads?"No sir!"Then wonderful, welcome back!”

“That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where I make the most delicious flavored chocolate covered fudge."Then he will be made into strawberry flavoered chocolate covered fudge, they'll be selling him by the pound, all over the world!"No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate covered gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.”

“If you had to chose one half of your son, which one would it be?"What kind of a question is that?!"No need to snap. It was just a question.”

“I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.”

“I suppose nowadays it's all a question of surgery, isn't it? Of course the notion is beautiful, the idea of staying a boy and a child forever, and I think you can. I have known plenty of people who, in their later years, had the energy of children and the kind of curiosity and fascination with things like little children. I think we can keep that, and I think it's important to keep that part of staying young. But I also think it's great fun growing old.”

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”

“If there's any message, it is ultimately that it's okay to be different; that it's good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color.”

“I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.”

“Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't.”

“Trips to the dentist-I like to postpone that kind of thing.”

“With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying. ”

“I think everybody's nuts.”

“I think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it.”

“I was ecstatic when they re-named "French fries" as "freedom fries." Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.”