Stanley Victor Paskavich

“Punctuation is over rated a fly on the page of the book can change it all to hell.”

“I told a perspective employer don't spend 50 Bucks looking up my back ground info on the net. Give me the 50 Bucks and I'll tell you myself.”

“If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.”

“A person that has more intelligence than education always makes his own grade!”

“I'm a Black Sheep hopelessly lost in a field of delicious Blue Grass.”

“Some people compress compassion and call it love others, compress love and call it loneliness”

“Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.”

“I'd rather write poetry than watch TV it allows me to share the wide screen in me.”

“They say the brain never ages it’s a shame it can't teach the body that trick.”

“When I went to school every teacher had a BOARD of education.”

“When I took my poetry class in school. I read an e. e. cummings poem. I don’t mind eels except how they feels and maybe as meals. I knew there was hope for me.”

“The Owl goes who, who, the Dove goes coo, coo, humans go you! You!”

“I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death.”

“Poverty is a dish best served with Potato Soup.”

“When I was a kid I loved wall paper it added a lot of fiber to my paint chips.”

“When you master love and make your life an ocean of emotion and your compassion your only fashion the things you see will set you free.”

“I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.”

“I love reading things on twitter its all well within my attention span of 140 characters.”

“Did you really look at the word Engaged, use to be first you go Steady then buy a ring then the woman was so happy that you became 'Engaged'.”

“The best doctors are the ones that can get inside your head and fix something without making a hole.”

“If I ever get rid of my Bi Polar condition we'll be so happy.”

“My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.”

“If you want to find missing children put their photo's on Soda Cans, beer cans and cigarette packs and you'll increase the odds by millions some people are lactose in tolerate.”

“Isn't it a shame that some people's 'weaknesses' can be so strong.”

“Maybe we should Create a 'Happy God Day' and make it the one day of the year you can't kill each other.”

“The only thing worse than a Mexican Stand Off is a Peace Pact that Fails!”

“It's not where I'm going that worries me it's where I've been that always bites me in the ass.”

“It's Earth day I wonder if we can plant more trees than people for a change?”

“Normally most religious people will talk 'at' you for GOD. But spiritual people will talk 'with' you about GOD.”

“I admit that sometimes I pick on Religions. I do believe there is a need for Religion for some but also a need for free thoughts within it.”

“A lot of religions are 'Social Clubs' with strange rules, expensive entertainment, cheap wine and stale crackers.”

“I guess the all and all answer in life is what Facades you want to believe in the most.”

“A parents wishes for their children shouldn't be to be as good as them but to surpass their own abilities and hopefully lead to a better world.”

“Some say God exists outside creation if in fact he did breath in Adams nostrils he became part of humanity and creation.”

“Mentally I can die, Emotionally I can cry, Physically I can sigh, Spirituality I can fly. If I just try.”

“Lots of ways to have your steak "Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club".”

“This has always bothered me. If "Change" is the only constant how can we have absolutes?”

“My psychiatrist said "you're BI Polar. I said "tell us something we don't already know".”

“God forgive me for what I've done. God forgive me for what I will do, and forgive me for what I can't do because my religion won't let me.”

“Make sure your Belief system leaves room for you to Be Life!”

“A smile to someone could make the difference between them going home and axe murdering their family or having a nice meal!”

“Imagination Is the 1st step to writing the sequel to your life. Dare to believe and you’re sure to receive.”

“The needles they poke you with leaves a hole that closes in. But unkind words can make a hole that will never mend.”

“Love is only A one syllable word but it's the most powerful one mankind's ever heard.”

“I love belief it can move the pallet on a Ouija board or put a man into space. The problem that we have is the wrong beliefs we can't erase.”

“I feel sorry for every Therapist, Psychologist, and Psychiatrist I've ever met. I know I've put thoughts in their mind they will never forget.”

“Before I die I'd love to see my name on the Famous Bi Polar list I'm not ashamed of my Illness I believe most of my talent comes from it.”

“A friend once said his father use to say "I don't want to be a millionaire I just want to live like one" if we could all be so lucky.”

“Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny”

“From my tears of happiness I have became a mountain of strength surrounded by a sea of Joy.”