“All that blood and...stuff. Me, I'll take intelligent cowardice over foolhardy bravery any day”
“I'll take crazy over stupid any day.”
“Fear breeds cowardice, and cowardice compels bravery.”
“I'll take a donut over a man any day of the week.”
“The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity.”
“What the eff are you two alcoholics talking about? You're all hovering over each other like you're plotting to take over the world. You know you can't do any of that fun stuff without me.”