“I'll take a donut over a man any day of the week.”
“All that blood and...stuff. Me, I'll take intelligent cowardice over foolhardy bravery any day”
“Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.”
“There's the life we dream, the life we deserve, and the life we get. I'll take what I got over what I deserve any day.”
“and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid. Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer Night's Dream over Hamlet every time. Any fool with steady hands and a working set of lungs can build up a house of cards and then blow it down, but it takes a genius to make people laugh.”