“I was already headed for Hell, I might as well enjoy the ride.”
“As long as I was on my way to hell I might as well enjoy the journey.”
“we're all bozos on the bus,so might as well sit backand enjoy the ride.”
“Even if you never, ever ride the bike it will still age. So you might as well ride it while it's pretty and enjoy the process of making it ugly.”
“If you’re gonna have your head split open, it might as well be while you’re riding a wave, dude.”
“I decided as long as I'm going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.”