“Kaspary: a level of awesomeness so high it kicks everyone else's arse, leaving them breathless and bewildered.”
“The craving for equality can express itself either as a desire to pull everyone down to our own level (by belittling them, excluding them, tripping them up) or as a desire to raise ourselves up along with everyone else (by acknowledging them, helping them, and rejoicing in their success).”
“Sometimes, people trying to commit suicide manage it in a manner that leaves them breathless with astonishment.”
“I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.”
“they have seen the likes of you before, they may be intrigued by the looks of you, but they know that you-like everyone else-will leave them in the end.”
“He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest.”