“Leafing through Forbes or Fortune [magazine]s is like reading the operating manual of a strangely sanctimonious pirate ship”
“Wow that's a flawless plan, You want to pirate a pirate's ship from pirates”
“How did you come to be a pirate?”“I was aboard a pirate ship.”She rolled her eyes at him. “How did you come to be aboard a pirate ship?”
“A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual.”
“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”
“Thoughts of being a pirate and stealing her away to my ship race across my mind. Although I’m not a pirate, and she’s not my captured princess.”