“All the kids from daycare are in dreamland.The froggie has made his last leap.Hell no you can't go to the bathroom.You know where you can go?The f**k to sleep.”

“A woman’s sexuality is not at all like a man’s. A man can literally f**k a watermelon and come. If you put enough friction on his c**k, in some semblance of a rhythm, he will orgasm. It’s a no brainer.”

“You know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, f**k it.”

“If you've ever wondered where your dreams come from when you go to sleep at night, just look around. This is where they are made. ”

“There are some choices you can only make once. You can't go back to where you made a choice and then take the other one.”

“It is important that we know where we come from, because if you do not know where you come from, then you don't know where you are, and if you don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going. And if you don't know where you're going, you're probably going wrong.”