“Life has now taught me that love for things, like all unrequited love, takes its toll in the long run.”
“Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks”
“There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.”
“...I'm the last person to ask about unrequited love - I've run away to the Moon and fled to its valleys...”
“The great thing about unrequited love is it's the only kind that lasts.”
“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”