“God is in the rain.”
“We don't pray for rain. We wait for rain, and when it comes, we thank God for it.”
“God is a cloud from which rain fell.”
“If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.”
“I know a cute thing to say to a kid when they ask why it's raining. I say to them it's raining because god is crying. And if they ask why god is crying, a cute thing to say is, god is crying probably because of something you did.”
“When it rains God be wantin' us to sit still and take notice.”