“Please stop trifling.”
“Conversation. What is it? A Mystery! It's the art of never seeming bored, of touching everything with interest, of pleasing with trifles, of being fascinating with nothing at all.”
“Would you please please please please please please please stop talking?”
“It is, of course, a trifle, but there is nothing so important as trifles.”
“A trifle consoles us, for a trifle distresses us.”
“Please stop stalking my profile.”