“Twenty to life, she got, with time off for good behavior. You come around next spring. I'll introduce you.”

“Say yes, babe, or I'll spill you off over the Wall next time - got it?”

“where would Christianity be today if Jesus had been given ten to twenty with time off for good behavior”

“Next time you come, I'll be inside you."~Zane”

“The way I see it, truth only looks good when you're looking at it from far away. It's kind of like that beautiful girl you see on the street when you're riding past in the bus...there she is, this amazing girl walking by on the street, and you think if you could only get off this stupid bus and introduce yourself to her, your life would change.The thing is, she's not as perfect as you think, and if you ever got off the bus to introduce yourself, you'd find out... This girl is truth. She's not so pretty, not so nice. But then, once you get to know her, all that stuff doesn't seem to matter.”

“You know, I’m really starting to hate the insect life around here,” hemuttered. “Next time, remind me to bring a can of Off!”-Puck”