“Whenever you are sick, it's nice to know there are dogs who are willing to spend as long as it takes to lick you better.”

“I looked at Jonah. “I’m still learning who you are. And you’re my partner, so I appreciate that you’re willing to take a punch for me.” I walked to Ethan and glared up at him. “But you know better than this, Ethan Sullivan.”

“I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.”

“It's nice that you spend a day with your mother,' she said. "Children should do it more often.”

“I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Mary and Joseph did- traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there. You may end up sleeping on an old wicker couch with a dog licking your face while an Ab Rocket informercial plays in the background. It's a modern-day manger.”

“It's got to be a nice life, long as you don't get caught.”