“When I was growing up, in our house nudity was defined as the period of time between the shower and your towel.”
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
“My brother, who grew up with three sisters, was I won't say how many years old when he finally realized that he did not have to wrap the towel around his chest when he came out of the shower.”
“That's good. And speaking of spelling, tell me -- do you wrap your head in a towel after you shower?”
“I guess I'll get a shower," I said, grabbing a towel and my shower bag."I'll alert the media," Kara deadpanned, keeping her head down.”
“I love the smell of male urine and the reek of his groin on my bath towels after he’d had a shower”