“There's no such thing as a sane woman.”

“If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.”

“Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)”

“People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.”

“I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.”

“No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.”

“Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x miles per hour at a descension rate of one half the speed of gravity. Solve for x.”